Gloomer Deflowers Azeroth! *

Fed up with enduring the sadness that a distinct lack of purple had brought him, Gloomer went on a purple picking rampage to fill the void. Heeding End Guys’ Call, he single-handedly amassed roughly 13% of the Purple Lotus needed for the War Effort. The mind boggles at the amount of patience required to travel in circles picking weed after weed for so long, but his efforts certainly paid off.

Last night, in reward for destroying the Purple Lotus portion of our contest, Gloomer accompanied End Guys to Molten Core and Onyxia. After a shaky beginning where it looked like only Hunter loot was going to drop, Gloomer eventually scored some shiny, lack-of-purple-void-filling loot:

• Breastplate of Might
• Onslaught Girdle
• Crown of Destruction
• Head of Onyxia

Although not quite as exciting as the purples, he also went home with a few white elephants:

• Adventurer’s Legguards of the Monkey
• Adventurer’s Belt of the Monkey

Congratulations, Gloomer!

* (Sorry, it was too easy.)